nice

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and

find North America.

MARI A : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who

discovered America?

CLAS S : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School

Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your

math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without

using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you

spell "crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you

asked me how I spell it!

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TE ACHER : Donald, what is the chemical

formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to

O!

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<>TEACHER : Winnie, name one important

thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHE R : Goss, why do you always get

so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the

ground than you are.

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T EACHER : Millie, give me a sentence

starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is…

TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, "I

am."

MI LLIE : All right… "I am the ninth

letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example

of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got

married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only

chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now,

Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the

ax in his hand.

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly,

do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my

Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition

on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same

dog!;