TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and
find North America.
MARI A : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who
discovered America?
CLAS S : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School
Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your
math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without
using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you
spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it!
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TE ACHER : Donald, what is the chemical
formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to
O!
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<>TEACHER : Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHE R : Goss, why do you always get
so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
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T EACHER : Millie, give me a sentence
starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, "I
am."
MI LLIE : All right… "I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example
of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got
married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now,
Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the
ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my
Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same
dog!;
